hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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