is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Please, let me fuck your mom
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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