so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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