btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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