everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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