i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize