The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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