i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
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This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
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she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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