David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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