haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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