There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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