I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Of course I have a pirate flag
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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