Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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