is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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