i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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