If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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