Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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