I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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