What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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