I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
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Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
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Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize