what if every blade of grass was a penis?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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