I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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