Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Lo siento on account of my penis...
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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