Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Your tits are I can't wait for
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
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best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
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YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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