I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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