Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
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"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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