batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
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I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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