My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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