that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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