I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Randomize
