It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
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She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
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I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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