I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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