I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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