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(706): View more from Georgia

Did we have sex last night?

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I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.

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(706): Did we have sex last night? (1-706): I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me. http://tfl.nu/f9pg

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(619): View more from California

you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog

(716): View more from New York

do you not see the irony in that??

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(619): you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog (716): do you not see the irony in that?? http://tfl.nu/h8wi

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(770): View more from Georgia

That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously

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(770): That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously http://tfl.nu/fxay

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(216): View more from Ohio

ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.

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(216): ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time. http://tfl.nu/5061

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.

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(267): I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible. http://tfl.nu/ayl9

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(817): View more from Texas

Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.

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(817): Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry. http://tfl.nu/qgh9

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(407): View more from Florida

Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?

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(407): Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy? http://tfl.nu/b8mt

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(817): View more from Texas

I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?

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(817): I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes? http://tfl.nu/cea8

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(309): View more from Illinois

Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.

(1-309): View more from Illinois

I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.

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(309): Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment. (1-309): I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college. http://tfl.nu/zbsh

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(716): View more from New York

Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening

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(716): Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening http://tfl.nu/obf8

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(719): View more from Colorado

It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single

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(719): It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single http://tfl.nu/v0bh

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.

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(603): seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed. http://tfl.nu/l8pu

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(216): View more from Ohio

I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..

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(216): I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower.. http://tfl.nu/ofzf

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(510): View more from California

How is your new roommate working out

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We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.

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(510): How is your new roommate working out (415): We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good. http://tfl.nu/gu53

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(315): View more from New York

I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.

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(315): I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times. http://tfl.nu/z7n6

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