Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.