and she was petting her beer can
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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