the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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