yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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