Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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