i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
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They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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