In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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