He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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