As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
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Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
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I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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