Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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