Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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