I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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