Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
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i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
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I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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