So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
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Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
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I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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