Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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