im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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