it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
she peed on how many people?
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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