I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
My life is pants optional.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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