Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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