I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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