CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
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I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
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I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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