around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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