I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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